CURSES
Percy: OPPAN GANGNAM SYLE, EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Annabeth: PERCY, what's wrong?
Travis: The Apollo Cabin cursed him so now he can only sing songs. And they have to be actual songs.
Annabeth: What was the reason for that?
Percy: JUST GIVE ME A REASON, JUST A LITTLE BIT'S ENOUGH, JUST A SECOND WE'RE NOT BROKEN JUST BENT, AND WE CAN LEARN TO LOVE AGAAAAAAAAIN
Connor: We may or may not have pulled a prank on them and then blamed Percy.
Random Voice: The Stolls ran off.
Annabeth: OH NO YOU DON'T. COME BACK HERE AND STAY!
Percy: I WAAANT YOU TO STAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
Annabeth: Gods, when I get my hands on the Stoll's the're going to wish they weren't alive.
Percy: I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, COME ON MAKE ME FEEL ALIIIIVEE
Annabeth: Those rotten Hermes' kids need to grow up.
Percy: SINGING HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UUP, OH WHOOAAA, OH WHOOOAA
Annabeth: This is nothing but trouble.
Percy: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IIIIN, SHAME ON ME NOOOOW, FLEW ME TO PLACES I'D NEVER BEEEEN, NOW I'M LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND, OHHHH
Malcolm: Annabeth, you're supposed to be looking over my project!
Annabeth: Malcolm, I'm busy. Really, I don't care.
Percy: I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT, I DON'T CARE, I GOT HIS FEELING ON THE SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE, I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE, I DON'T CARE
Annabeth: Please, not that poor excuse for a song.
Malcolm: Annabeth, can you bring your calculator here?
Annabeth: NO, you can come and get it.
Percy: WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET IT, NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET IT, NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA!
Random Athena Kid: Hey, what's 2178 divided by 99?
Malcolm: 22!
Percy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M FEELING TWENTY TWOOO, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF, YOU KEEP ME NEXT TO YOUUUU! YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME, BUT I BET YOU WANT TOOO, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF, WE JUST KEEP DANCING LIKE WE'RE TWENTY TWOO-OO-OO
Annabeth: SHUT UP PERCY!
Malcolm: Come on Annabeth. Lighten up and feel the moment.
Percy: WHOOOOAAAOOO, I JUST WANNA FEEL THIS MOMENT, WHOOOOAAAAAOOOOO, I JUST WANNA FEEL THIS MOMENT
Annabeth: Percy, stop acting like a lunatic in broad daylight!
Percy: CUZ WHEN THE DAYLIIIGHT COMES I'LL HAVE TO GOOO, SO TONIGHT I'M GONNA HOLD YOU SOOO CLOOOSE.
Malcolm: Annabeth, if you don't come here right now, we'll have to fire you as cabin counselor.
Annabeth: And what gives you that power?
Percy: I GOT THAT POWER.......I GOT THAT POWER......I GOT THAT POWER!
Malcolm: Looks like we'll have to have a little talk.
Percy: DON'T LISTEN TO A WOOORD I SAAYY! HEY! THE SCREAMS ALL SOUND THE SAAME! HEY! AND THOUGH THE TRUTH MAY VARY THIS, SHIP WILL CARRY OUR, BOOOODIIIES SAVE TO SHORE!
Athena Kid: Anyone have any information on heart attacks?
Percy: PUTTIN' MY DEFENSES UP, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE, IF I EVER DID THAT, I THINK I'D HAVE A HEART ATTAAAAAAACK!
Random Aphrodite Kid: HE BOUGHT YOU FLOWERS! HOW SWEET!
Percy: SO I'LL PUT MY FAITH, IN SOMETHING I KNOOOW, I'M LIVING ON SUCH SWEET NOTHING!
Random Hephaestus Kid: Anyone got spare titanium?
Percy: YOU SHOOT ME DOWN, BUT I WON'T FALL, I AM TITAANNNIIIUUUMM
Annabeth: I can't handle one more night of this.
Percy: SO I CROSS MY HEART AND I HOPE TO DIIIIEEE, BUT I'LL ONLY STAY WITH YOU ONE MORE NIIIIGHHHT!
Another Random Aphrodite Kid: Where did she get her clothes, a thrift shop?
Percy: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
Leo: BADADOO BADADOO BADADOODAA, BADADOO BADADOO BADADOODAA!
Annabeth: Oh no...was Leo cursed too?
Leo: I ain't got no curse!
Percy and Leo: I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS, ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLARS IN MY POCKET, I - I - I'M HUNTING, LOOKING FOR A COME-UP THIS IS -
Annabeth: SHUT UP!
Leo: Hey Percy! GANGNAM STYYYYLE!
Leo and Percy: OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE, EHHHHHHHHHH
Annabeth: I give up.
